Sloppy joe

Super-gross name, but nonetheless delicious. In the US, you put this super-savoury mince inside a burger bun. But why stop there? Load it onto jacket potatoes, or use it as a topping for pasta or rice. Just choose your carb and add this to it! Long list of ingredients, but short list of instructions. Happy days

  • 2 tbsp veg oil
  • 1 red onion, finely chopped
  • 1 green pepper, finely chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 250g minced beef
  • ½ beef stock cube
  • 1 tbsp tomato puree
  • 200g passata
  • 250g cooked lentils (I like beluga or puy lentils because I’m fancy AF, but anything will do really)
  • 1 tsp paprika
  • ½ tsp smoked paprika
  • 3 shakes worcestershire sauce
  • 2 tsp brown sugar
  • 1 tbsp cider vinegar
  • ½ tsp cayenne
  • ½ tsp cumin
  • 1 tbsp yellow mustard
  • ½ tsp oregano
  • ½ tsp sage
  • Salt and pepper
  1. Heat the veg oil in a deep saucepan over medium heat
  2. Add the onion, green pepper and garlic and cook, stirring now and again, until soft
  3. Turn the heat up and add the minced beef, break it up in the pan while you stir it until it’s brown
  4. Add the beef stock and tomato puree and continue to cook until everything is deeply bronze and starting to get sticky
  5. Pour in the passata, lentils and all the rest of the ingredients. Add about 200ml water, stir it all together and bring to a bubble
  6. Simmer over a low heat for 30-40 mins, stirring occasionally. And then you’re done. Use it as you please.

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